PathToPerformance

This talk is inspired by the classic Wat talk by Gary Bernhardt, applied to Julia.

Huge thanks to Mason Protter, many of the inital specimens are his.

Why collect a huge array of scary footguns? Others have ranted before on all the things that are bad about Julia, profusely! Enthusiastically! I think there's good value in knowing precisely why you should hate your tools. I'm clearly in the "Julia will take over the world camp", and that effusiveness can work great for some projects, but it's good to understand the limitations of the tools we use. There's well known effective ways to come across in a reasoned manner when pitching Julia for a particular use case, but being able to specify many of these limitations and the pain points they inflict will generally show that you're willing to take criticism in a healthy manner.

As always, if you want to support me writing more of these Julia horror stories, please consider sponsoring me on GitHub.

Empty collections and truthiness

TODO

Broadcasting is hard

julia> all([] .== [42])
true

julia> all([] .≈ [42])
true

RNG

julia> @testset begin
         x = rand()
         @testset for i in 1:10
           y = rand()
           @test x == y
         end
       end;
Test Summary: | Pass  Total  Time
test set      |   10     10  0.0s

Parsing is hard

julia> -5:5 .+ .5
-5.0:1.0:5.0

julia> (-5:5) .+ .5
-4.5:1.0:5.5
julia> :a => x -> x => :b
:a => var"#1#2"()
julia> 1 == 3 & 1 == 1
true
struct PseudoClass{T}
    data::T
end(o::PseudoClass)(f, args...; kwargs...) = f(o.data, args...; kwargs...)
var"'ᶜ" = PseudoClass
my_thing'ᶜ(stuff)'ᶜ(more_stuff, an_argument)'ᶜ(final_stuff; a_keyword_argument)
julia> e = 9998.0
9998.0

julia> 2e
19996.0

julia> 2e+4
20000.0

julia> 2e+5 # This should be 20001.0, and yet...
200000.0

julia> 2e + 5 # note the spacing
200001.0
julia> git_tree-sha1 = "8eb7b4d4ca487caade9ba3e85932e28ce6d6e1f8";

julia> 1-2
"8eb7b4d4ca487caade9ba3e85932e28ce6d6e1f8"

And another example:

julia> function f(x)
           my_cool-variable=3
           if x > 5
               return my_cool_variable
           else
               return 3 - 1
           end
       end
f (generic function with 1 method)

julia> f(2)
3

julia> 3-1
2
julia> :a === "a"
false

julia> :2 === 2
true

Credit to Jakob Nybo Nissen:

julia> :1234567890123456789 == 1234567890123456789
true

julia> :12345678901234567890 == 12345678901234567890
false

See also this issue.

As a corollary, a Pythonista stumper:

julia> arr1 = reshape(1.0:4.0, 2, 2)
2×2 reshape(::StepRangeLen{Float64, Base.TwicePrecision{Float64}, Base.TwicePrecision{Float64}, Int64}, 2, 2) with eltype Float64:
 1.0  3.0
 2.0  4.0

julia> arr2 = zeros(2, 2)
2×2 Matrix{Float64}:
 0.0  0.0
 0.0  0.0

julia> arr2 .= arr1[:, :2]
2×2 Matrix{Float64}:
 3.0  3.0
 4.0  4.0

because :2 is not the same as 1:2

julia> arr2 .= arr1[:, 1:2]
2×2 Matrix{Float64}:
 1.0  3.0
 2.0  4.0
julia> (1)(2)
2

# but
julia> x = 1
1
julia> (x)(2)
ERROR: MethodError: objects of type Int64 are not callable

BUT! This can be avoided, as Mason Protter invokes through the magic of type piracy:

julia> (x::Int)(y) = x * y

julia> x = 1
1

julia> (x)(2)
2

and the following super dirty:

julia> (s::Symbol)(x) = getproperty(x, s)

julia> :im(1 - im)
-1

Lowering is hard, credit to Jonnie Diegelman:

julia> nums = zeros(Int, 10);

julia> for nums[rand(1:10)] in 1:20
       end

julia> nums
10-element Vector{Int64}:
 12
 16
  7
 20
 19
 18
 15
  0
 13
 17

(Python suffers from something similar). Explanation: As Jabon Nissen pointed out, "It's because for i in 1:20 lowers to for i = 1:20 in Julia. Here, it's nums[rand(1:10)] = 1:20" This is another one for the road

julia> nums = [1, 3, 5, 7, 9];
julia> gen = (n for n in nums if n in nums);
julia> collect(gen)
5-element Vector{Int64}:
 1
 3
 5
 7
 9

julia> nums = [1, 3, 5, 7, 9];
julia> gen = (n for n in nums if n in nums);
julia> nums = [1, 2, 3, 4];
julia> collect(gen)
2-element Vector{Int64}:
 1
 3

Why does this happen: Jeff points out that the thing to iterate over is evaluated once; everything inside has to be evaluated for each iteration and so can change. However, a cleverly place let binding can avoid some of these headaches:

julia> gen = let nums = 1:2:9
           (n for n  in nums if n in nums)
       end;
julia> nums = 1:4;
julia> collect(gen)
5-element Vector{Int64}:
 1
 3
 5
 7
 9

Equality is hard

Numbers are iterable:

julia> first(1,2)
1-element Vector{Int64}:
 1

Rationale: Partly explained in the docstring for first. Maybe a MATLAB-ism.

julia> # Credit to Dheepak Krishnamurthy
julia> 1[1][1][1] == 1
true

Closures and functions

julia> function (YOLO)
    YOLO + 1
end

Conversions and promotions

Credit to Miha Zgubič

julia> append!([1, 2, 3], "4")
4-element Vector{Int64}:
  1
  2
  3
 52

Explanation: convert is called implicitly to make "4" into Char, and since Int('4') == 52, you get the result above.

You can get similar results with

push!([1, 2, 3], '4') 

x = [1, 2, 3]; 
x[3] = '4'; 
x

copyto!([1,2,3], "456")

Credit to Michael Abott for those.

Not that the general Julia idiom of [x, y] will try to promote to a common element type of possible, but only if it equals one of the input types. This is a constraint that homogenous array representation demands, but can lead to some interesting cases like: (Credit to MIlan Bouchet-Valat)

julia> [BigInt[1], [1.0]]
2-element Vector{Vector}:
 BigInt[1]
 [1.0]

julia> [[1], [1.0]]
2-element Vector{Vector{Float64}}:
 [1.0]
 [1.0]

Strings are hard

Credit to Vasily Pisarev.

julia> countlines("""
       Mary had a little lamb,
          Its fleece was white as snow,
       And every where that Mary went
          The lamb was sure to go
       """)
ERROR: SystemError: opening file "Mary had a little lamb,\n   Its fleece was white as snow,\nAnd every where that Mary went\n   The lamb was sure to go\n": No such file or directory

Types are hard

julia> threetuple = (3, 3.0, 3f0)
(3, 3.0, 3.0f0)

julia> threetuple isa NTuple
false

julia> threetuple isa NTuple{3,Number}
true

Aliasing is hard

Both AgusThom @at_tcsc has kindly corrected me on a non-exclusive to Python footgun:

julia> a = [[]]
1-element Vector{Vector{Any}}:
 []

julia> push!(a, a[1])
2-element Vector{Vector{Any}}:
 []
 []

julia> push!(a[1], "seriously?")
1-element Vector{Any}:
 "seriously?"

julia> a
2-element Vector{Vector{Any}}:
 ["seriously?"]
 ["seriously?"]

where Agus' sinister variant also holds:

julia> a = fill([], 4)
4-element Vector{Vector{Any}}:
 []
 []
 []
 []

julia> push!(a[1], "seriously")
1-element Vector{Any}:
 "seriously"

julia> a
4-element Vector{Vector{Any}}:
 ["seriously"]
 ["seriously"]
 ["seriously"]
 ["seriously"]

Credits